question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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