I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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