Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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