i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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