I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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