just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
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Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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