i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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