For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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