Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Randomize
