ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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