It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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