Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
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I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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