well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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