So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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