i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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