He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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