kristin has been a bad kristin
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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