Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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