Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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