like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude