yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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