its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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