She's JV to your varsity
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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