It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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