i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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