you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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