absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
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He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
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He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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