I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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