Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
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Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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