Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
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So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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