I didn't shave. On purpose
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
