Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
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Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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