I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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