Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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