i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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