I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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