Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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