Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
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SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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