windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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