Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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