Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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