All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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