quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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