Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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