I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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