Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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