I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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