He is such a slut. More and more my type.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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