Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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