make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
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4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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