I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
handjob tips. give me some.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
My penis needs a shock collar
Come share oat with me in your robe
FUCK WHALES
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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