We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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