There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I need help removing her.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Randomize
