I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Randomize
