Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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