This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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