so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
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some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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